I’m constantly to be found yabbering on about The Empress – a pub in Cambridge’s Romsey Town which I live in close proximity to. It’s my favourite pub of all time, and has the friendliest atmosphere you can hope to find. Due to my aforementioned geographical closeness to the establishment, I often mistake it for my living room.
Yesterday, for instance, I left my coat in the pub along with the iPod sitting in its right-hand pocket. This was enough to significantly raise my anxieties to a level of life-shortening magnitude . I recovered the coat about half an hour ago, finding that one of the staff had placed it somewhere safe in the meantime.
Good ol’ Empress – she came to the rescue. There’s something about that pub. If I can, I’ll have to put some photos up showing what they’ve done with their Christmas decorations. They are unlikely to be bettered by anyone.
You can’t put a price on doodles like this. Of course, that’s a lie. The price is £100,000. Get it before it’s gone. I am probably being bombarded with enquiries as we speak. Not from Dubai though, they’re bankrupt now.
At just £100,000, you won’t have found a deal this good since Woolworth’s closed down last year. Make me an offer I can’t refuse. (The offer is that 100K I was on about by the way).
