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The Happiest Drummer In The World

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Having somehow made it to the third and final half-term of my PGCE year, I have found myself with a refreshing modicum of time to spend as I wish, and last night I did just that.

The weather yesterday looked more pleasant than it was, with the sunshine being punctuated by a chilly and speedy set of winds which proved irritating to walk or cycle in. By the evening, this had eased off a little, resulting in the perfect conditions for a Sunday evening’s ramble around Cambridge.

I departed my Mill Rd hovel bound for Hughes Hall, which is located at the town end of the road, where I met a couple of friends and a cuddly woolly mammoth named Rodger. We left for a walk down to the Cam, leaving Rodger to continue his deep contemplation of the nature of spirituality, for this was what he seemed to be doing.

For reasons unexplained, we sat down on a tuft of grass near to the Grad Pad and The Anchor, where the chilliness of the breeze (which had not died off completely) eventually forced the continuation of our cross-Cambridge ramble. And so we headed through town, past King’s and St John’s, and down to the river again by Jesus Green.

At this point during the walk, we saw a group of Chinese students engaged in some bizarre locked hand movements which seemed somewhere between Yoga, a pagan ritual, and a martial art. We walked on prior to some form of forced induction ceremony.

As we neared the streets backing on to Parker’s Piece, having cleared Midsummer Common, we walked past a pub called The Cricketers. Though I had yet to visit it, I was aware of this pub, it being located a literal stone’s throw from The Free Press – a pub I am often inclined to frequent..

We had passed one of the entrances of the pub when we walked past an open window, which of course would have been unremarkable but for the noise resonating through it. The noise, although ‘noise’ is a supremely harsh word to describe it, was the relaxing sound of some jazz music played by a group of musicians inside.

In my mind it was decided, and we had to head indoors. With a glass of the fizzy Guinness procured from the bar (that’s Coke by the way), I reclined in a rather comfy sofa, and unwound into an invigorating sense of relaxation which had been noticeably absent over the past few months.

Soon into my relaxation session, one of my comrades pointed something out to me. She invited me to behold the spectacle of the happiest drummer in the world, for the man on the drums was undoubtedly the most contented-looking drummer I have ever seen.

As the pub gradually filled out over the next hour and the applause for the impressive act increased accordingly, it seemed as though everyone was in a fine mood. There was one exception – a man sat at the bar had been ordering half-pints of ale, looking ruefully away from the act as he sat there in lime green trousers, some white Nike trainers, and a flat cap (a truly interesting ensemble). He looked to be in his thirties, and had the air of someone tortured mercilessly by their own intellect.

For us at least, an impromptu walk and jazz gig had made for a splendid Sunday evening, the likes of which you just cannot plan for.

A little thing I made

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Lately I’ve been involving myself with The Green Party’s campaign to have Tony Juniper elected as MP for Cambridge in the coming general election. I’ve done all sorts of stuff, from cutting up sheets of bike stickers to doorstep canvassing – well, that’s essentially the lot. The campaign is gathering real momentum, and a recent survey by the local newspaper shows that voters think The Green Party are most likely to win the seat.

The good thing about helping The Green Party is the amount of encouragement you get from members of the public, who appreciate a political party with a clean record and a genuine interest in fairness. Plenty of events are put together by people who want to help out, including things like musical sets.

One such gig is coming up, and I was asked for some input on designing the poster for it. I gave it my best shot, and here it is:

I reckon that’s a reasonable effort for an amateur such as myself. Apparently, this is the one they’re going with. Not too shabby, eh!

An interesting night out after a normal night out (Or, ‘Fire at Spillers Mill’)

Monday, March 29th, 2010

On Friday evening, some PGCE accomplices of mine frequented the watering holes of Cambridge’s bustling metropolis, culminating in entry to one of the local discotheques. There was nothing extraordinary about this at all – the night was perfectly normal. A few drinks spent in the company of a few good people, followed by a boogie.

What happened after was more interesting.

I had completed the most part of my amble homewards. In fact, I was just heading over the railway bridge on Mill Road which joins Petersfield and Romsey in blissful union. Although this was unexeptional, what I witnessed upon glancing to the right was far from normal.

A few hundred metres away, beyond the railway station itself, stood a large building. It was on fire.

As it emerged, this was no small fire either. I could already see it from quite a distance, with embers flying into the air at an impressive rate, billowing out of the building’s peak.

Instead of finishing the journey home, I diverted myself to the environs of the building. In the five minutes it took to get there, the fire had seemed to increase in severity. The area was populated by firemen, and I clambered onto a nearby brick wall to get a view over the large metal fence which presumably failed to prevent some arsonists from setting the place alight. A few people had already done the same thing, and had climbed into a more central, albeit difficult to reach, viewing platform.

Spillers Mill, on fire, from nearby

Spillers Mill, on fire, from nearby. Shoddy picture quality, because I only had my mobile phone to take the picture with.

My view got boring, so I headed for the Hills Road railway bridge, a minute or two from my beloved Homerton College. The view from the bridge gave more confirmation that several parts of the building were alight. The fire was raging, and the one hose pointed at the building’s top floor seemed too punitive to prevent the flames from spreading. You could see the glow of the blaze through every empty window on the site.

Spillers Mill on fire, as viewed from Hills Road railway bridge. Again, taken with a mobile phone, so poor quality.

Spillers Mill on fire, as viewed from Hills Road railway bridge. Again, taken with a mobile phone, so poor quality.

Anticipating that I should head home, but still desiring another view, I headed to the industrial park adjacent to Rustat Road. Deep within the industrial park, which had thus far appeared to be completely deserted, I saw a new Mini parked up, blaring out the music of the Kings Of Leon.

Mindful of what I might be disturbing, I tentatively headed closer to it. Nearby, I saw a girl atop a stack of tyres. She turned and spoke to someone out of vision. Quoth her: “Er, there’s someone else here”.  Bemused, I thought I’d join their impromptu gathering.

Twas a man and a woman, probably three or four years younger than myself. The woman had a beefy SLR camera, and mentioned that the guy she was with was a relative stranger to her. They had been at a party nearby until they realised this building was on fire, which clearly required their attention. They were both very friendly, and we engaged in smalltalk, observing the spectacle as one might a fireworks display.

At some point, I slipped on my new position atop the pile of rubber tyres, and pierced my hand on some barbed wire. Not too badly though; the bleeding soon stopped, but the cut was slightly deeper than your average laceration. At any rate, the girl announced to me that they were about to take some of this “methadrone” stuff, and asked if I took it. I replied with a negative, for I do not.

It appeared to be something they snorted. I don’t know an awful lot about it. The girl turned to me and asked “are you going to judge us for this?”. I said “no”, as I imagine there are far more heinous or harmful things to be doing with one’s time, even if taking methadrone isn’t such a wonderful idea.

With that they were off, and I decided it was time for bed, and I headed home. Five minutes later, I had crossed Mill Road, and was nearly back in my bedroom armed with a bowl of post-night-out Weetabix, reflecting on the bizarre spectacle which I had beheld.

The building itself is, or perhaps was, known as Spiller’s Mill. Standing several storeys high, it used to consist of an original mill building dating from 1894, with some large modern appendages. The additions did not feature the historic materials of the initial building, and looked like a series of cheap bolt-ons. At some point in the last decade, the ugly new bits were removed, with the intention of converting the old building into flats.

I don’t know if this plan was abandoned or not. Certainly the area has been a building site for some time, though whether things have been happening on it, I cannot say. I would imagine people who live in close proximity to the building know the answer to this mystery.

Now Spillers Mill risks collapse due to the structural damage caused by the blaze. I had maintained, and observed to my Mum at some point during one of her recent visits to the city, that I felt Spillers Mill to be one of the finest buildings in Cambridge. It dominates the skyline around it, and I felt it to be a great shame that it couldn’t be used for something else.

Now, I suppose, the chances of that happening have been greatly diminished, and the building may have been lost forever. This is to the detriment of the city, I think. Reminders of England’s industrial heritage often combine beauty with the fact that the building was highly functional. I wonder what fate awaits for Spillers Mill.

Negative political campaigning in Cambridge: compare and contrast

Friday, March 19th, 2010

In the general election which is now just weeks away, I will be exercising my vote, and I will do so by voting for Tony Juniper’s campaign to become a Green Party MP for Cambridge.

One of the reasons I am fond of their outlook is that they try not to involve themselves with the negative and bitter style of politics which the other three main parties can seem intent on adopting. A brief viewing of Prime Minister’s Questions (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006nldz) will give an idea of what I am talking about.

It doesn’t seem unfair to suggest that the Punch and Judy style of politics, which is about smarmy jeering, remains too prevalent. I seem to remember David Cameron once pledging to move away from this (see penultimate paragraph of a Telegraph article of his in 2005), and it is sadly also filtering down to the campaigns of Labour, the Lib Dems and the Tories in Cambridge.

A recent post from the Labour candidate, Daniel Zeichner, states “Lib Dems in chaos on Higher Education funding“. The conservative candidate, Nick Hillman, states “Lib Dem muddle over ‘backroom deals“. Meanwhile, the Lib Dems themselves, via their own candidate (Julian Huppert), opted to use that misleading graph about which I wrote my previous blog post.

It is possible to critique the policies or campaigns of other parties without resorting jibes like this, which come across as cheap. This is what the Green Party are uniquely trying to achieve during their campaign in Cambridge. To me, this is the kind of positive change that we really need to be voting for.

I hope other people join me in voting Green in Cambridge, and think that many will.

The Cambridge Lib Dems’ bitter campaign ought to alienate undecided voters

Friday, March 19th, 2010

When I got my hands on a local Lib Dem newsletter the other day, I could not help but feel profoundly disappointed.

In a prominent position, they opted to feature this graph:

The statistics used for this graph come from the 2005 election (available at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/116.stm). Since 2005, the Green Party have understandably grown as a movement and as a serious voting option. Using a five-year old statistic does not seem a fair description of the current political outlook, especially in Cambridge.

After all, the election results in 2001 saw Labour command a 20% lead over the Liberal Democrats in the constituency. The Lib Dems in Cambridge, of all people, are aware of the political change which can occur within one term.

Perhaps the fact that they feel the need to publicly attack the Greens is telling in its own right. They must feel threatened. If the Greens can’t win, why didn’t the Lib Dems focus instead on the merits of their own policies? If the Greens literally cannot win, there is surely no point whatsoever in mentioning them.

Compare it with the graph demonstrating swing in the 2008 European elections for Cambridge. No bitter remarks here, simply a positive comment about the Green party gains. Nobody is ruling anyone out of future elections unnecessarily.

My inclination to vote for Tony Juniper and the Green Party has been reinforced by the Lib Dem move to perpetuate this negative style of politics. As a potential Lib Dem voter, I would have hoped that they would attempt to conduct a campaign in a fresher and more positive manner, but they sadly seem content to stick to the derogatory mode of campaigning preferred by the two main parties.

I feel yet more justified in my decision to vote Green in the upcoming election, because they simply want to run a clean campaign talking about their own merits.

In praise of good customer service

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

I’m often to be heard growling angrily about the lack of good customer service in all manner of establishments, so it’s with an immense sense of pleasure that I can report some examples of positive customer service.

The nods of appreciation are directed at a few pubs in Cambridge, where I have experienced very friendly service. The first is The Prince Regent on Regent Street. The second is The Mitre on Bridge Street. The third is the Alexandra Arms on Gwydir Street, and the last is The Empress (my local) on Thoday St.

In each of my last visits to these establishments, the reception was exceptionally warm. I hope that my experience is typical of others’, and think that it’s best to reward said establishments with further custom. Until further notice, these pubs carry my official stamp of approval.

I don’t actually have a stamp of approval per se, but if I did, these pubs will have been stamped by it.

Cambridge Property Lettings Saga, Part 159

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

There are so many bad things to say about Cambridge Property Lettings that I must be up to or beyond number 159.

My housemate Martin replied to their email which blamed our washing up for failing to let the house, overlooking the many faults with the house evident from their own neglect of it, and the fact that they seem to take a contemptuous tone when talking to student tenants. In this response, he apologised that we could not do the washing up to the standard which they expect us to do, simply by way of being courteous even to unreasonable individuals.

Today they replied. Their suggestion was, rather amusingly: hire a cleaner. Better than that, they happened to know one we could hire for £10 per hour.

Maybe they forget that, unlike them, we don’t earn thousands upon thousands of pounds by virtue of doing nothing all day. We earn nothing as trainee teachers (save a small bursary and a little loan) whilst being useful to society. They earn lots by performing a task which simply involves taking money from those who have little, and giving it to those with lots. They are worse than worthless; they hinder social progress.

It’s hard to tell sometimes if they are deliberately taking the mickey, and being a stereotypically dreadful letting agent. It seems more plausible than them actually believing that they offer a good service.

Presumably more to follow…

[Fortunately, I am up to page 8 for a Google search of Cambridge Property Lettings, raising the faint hope that other potential victims may realise the scale of their possible mistake before signing a pact with the devil].

Cambridge Property Lettings Strike Again

Monday, January 25th, 2010

The letting agent we rent our current house from is Cambridge Property Lettings. They are pioneers in the field of letting agent lousiness.

Let me remind you about the treatment we got from them when we were moving in (or trying to move in) to the house. I posted this as part of a blog on September 7 2009:

The lettings agent I’ve been dealing with are having the times of their lives scamming me out of money. Their website proclaims “minimal fees for tenants” whilst charging us £150 each to complete a form for them. They insisted that we couldn’t move in on the 28th August, but insisted with even more force that we had to be charged from that date. (You’d think that’s illegal, but apparently not). Meanwhile, in spite of the admin fees, they have sent a tenancy agreement around to us where they’ve not even spelt my surname correctly. And, upon reading the tenancy agreement, you soon discover that it’s a set of conditions that no prospective tenant should ever have to agree to, were it not for the fact that they’d essentially find themselves homeless if they didn’t submit to the unreasonable demands.

I was quite charitable there; I didn’t mention the patronising tone and attitude of contempt which truly defines their customer service. Anyhow, they decided a short while ago to begin the letting process for next year. We’d been here four months of our twelve month tenancy (though the original tenancy was only supposed to last until July, they seemed to sneak a couple extra months in), and they’re forcing us to decide if we want the house for the next year.

Few people in our position know whether they will be able to secure a job and remain in the area eight months in advance of their renewal time, but this is Cambridge Property Lettings, and it’s how they work.  It is totally unreasonable, but judging by the fees they charge to check a completed form, why not get new tenants whenever possible?

They have now showed a couple of groups round the house for next year, and earlier today I received a ’so-bad-it’s-funny’ email from one of their staff. The first paragraph explained:

Last week, we conducted several viewings at the house, as you know.  Unfortunately, the condition in which you are keeping the house has been commented upon by all the groups (even though they themselves were students) and has put them off taking the house.

They were referring to washing up, and a room ‘with so much on the floor it was not possible to go in’. This is funny on several counts. Firstly, the room they are probably referring to barely has a floor to walk on – that is how small it is. It is barely accessible anyway. Secondly, the washing up pales in comparison to the obvious signs that Cambridge Property Lettings don’t maintain the property as they should.

Where to begin? The unstoppable mould invasion on the bathroom because they won’t fit an extractor fan? The food on surfaces because there is no storage space in the kitchen? The fact that my room would have been freezing cold because the windows don’t close? The fact that the door of my room won’t close? The fact that they have left years of junk in the cupboard of our house and in the garden? The fact that one bedroom has no heating and another is tiny?

It’s just so funny that they think we’re to blame for this. Not their contemptuous tone towards others, perhaps?

Nope, apparently it was washing up wot did it.

More on Cambridge Property Lettings to follow soon. I’m not finished with these scumbags.

McLovin at John Lewis in Cambridge?

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Rumours are circulating that a man who closely resembles McLovin (aka Fogel from Superbad) has gained regular employ at the John Lewis department store in Cambridge. Unfortunately, despite more than two forays into the store during this weekend, neither my brother or I have managed to confirm the existence of such a character. More on this important story as it occurs…

Cool Bloggings

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

At least 33% of my three-person readership has noticed the lack of blog posts within the last week or so. This is due to a couple of things – being back on a school placement and a rather hectic social calendar. I don’t have much to offer by way of updates, so here’s a quick round-up.

  • Cambridge Property Lettings visited the house to complete a routine check. Apparently, £1295 per month doesn’t allow tenants to attach posters to walls. Once again I am reminded that the property letting industry is reserved for amoral or immoral individuals who like making a lot of money for people who don’t need it by taking it from those who do.
  • School went well. I taught my first lesson, which was neither catastrophic nor groundbreakingly amazing.
  • I beat RON in the election for Homerton Union of Students Primary PGCE Officer, but did lose out to the constitution. Although nobody voted to re-open nominations, I fell five votes short of winning the post by the regular means. Instead, I have been ‘co-opted’, and hold the seat following a Gordon Brown-esque route to gaining a job.
  • I went to the fireworks on Midsummer Common here in Cambridge. They were impressive, but not as epic as the Christchurch Park display in Ipswich each year.
  • I have discovered how brilliant The Thick of It is and am continuing to watch the amazing Life series. (On iPlayer of course – we don’t have a telly in our house).
  • I went to Grantchester earlier today. Quite nice it is too – reminds me of the Cotswolds.

That’s probably about all. I good you bid day.