Posts Tagged ‘sport’

Max’s Guide to Supporting a Sport Club

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Are you unsure which football or rugby club to support? If so, my brother has the solution for you!

In an idea created whilst we watched the Super League final last weekend, Max has managed to invent a new way to follow sport. The idea is simple. Leeds is a large city, and has teams involved in numerous sports. Instead of supporting one team, just support whoever is playing against Leeds. After all, nobody outside of Leeds particularly likes Leeds, and their football club is almost as infamous as Millwall.

Ingenious. Quite ingenious.

Useless Sack of Crap: £25 million. Making a tidy profit: priceless.

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Today, or should I say yesterday, Arsenal Football Club conducted one of the best business deals in history. For an amount of money suspected to be in the region of £25 million, they handed over a footballer whose job is to score goals, but who normally can’t do his job, or at least can’t be bothered to. Persuading people to give you this much money for something of such little value is a stroke of genius, the likes of which may never have been witnessed before.

Emmanuel Adebayor is a complete donkey. I was childishly pleased with myself when I thought up Adebay-Eye-Ore as his new name a few months ago, but despite my being juvenile, I was still right. I said that Arsenal would be better if they got rid of them, and not only have they managed to offload him to a potential rival team, but they’ve managed to rake in a fortune in the process.

Forget Duncan Bannatyne, forget Theo Paphitis – Arsene Wenger is the world’s greatest businessman.

Steve Gibson demonstrates the fine art of being a good football club chairman

Friday, July 10th, 2009

I’m not quite sure what prompted me to write this post. It seems like a bit of a random one. Well, I tell a lie – I just read an article on the Indpendent’s football pages which talks of Gareth Southgate’s warning to clubs hoping to buy Stewart Downing. In this article, it notes that the long-serving Middlesbrough chairman, Steve Gibson, has a gentleman’s agreement with Downing that he can leave the club for the right fee.

Middlesbrough FC went down a mere couple of months ago, and a chairman more hot-headed than Gibson would have fired manager Southgate way before the confirmation arrived. Downing, meanwhile, represents Middlesbrough’s biggest talent. The actions of Steve Gibson towards both of these individuals would seem to demonstrate what an asset the chairman is to his club. A lifelong fan, and self-made millionaire, Gibson has become incredibly popular amongst the club’s fans and has seen them move into a better stadium. He has also brought them years of top-flight football, probably against the odds.

I think the calm way in which he handles the affairs of his beloved club should be an inspiration to chairmen around the country. Aside from their misfortunes during the 2008/09 season, his approach has been proven to work. He has successfully kept the fans happy by putting the club, not his own whims, first. If Marcus Evans is able to look after my dearly-loved Ipswich Town Football Club this well, I shan’t complain.

That don’t impress me much, Mr. Federer

Monday, July 6th, 2009

One of the things which really endeared the six-time Wimbledon champion to British fans, aside from his immaculate tennis-playing skills, was his humility. It is fair to say, following yesterday’s final and last year’s defeat, that Federer isn’t the unbeatable player of a few years ago, but this won’t be the factor which causes him to lose some popularity from the fans of the All England Club. Unfortunately, whereas he has lost a smidgen of the tennis-ing quality he previously possessed, he has shed a whole chunk of humility.

Admittedly, it is perhaps difficult to remain humble when you are dominating the sport which you play for a living, but egomania didn’t trouble the Swiss a little while ago. This year, we saw several displays of an enhanced ego which brought an unwelcome aspect to Federer’s successful title campaign. The bad omens were there from the beginning; not for the first year, Federer has been wearing pretentious customised clobber, but this year it was plastered with more blingy gold than ever before. By the conclusion of the final though, a couple of nails in the coffin of Federer’s groundedness had been firmly hammered in.

Shortly after the final shot of the game, a misshit from Mr. Roddick, Federer reached into his kitbag to pull out a jacket, which presumptuously had ‘15′ emblazoned on the back – this being the number of grand slams Federer had won after beating Roddick in that very game. The blighter had the jacket made already! Methinks thou liketh thyself a tad too much Fedsy-boy. To wrap it off, an unflattering interview in which he showed minimal sympathy for Nadal’s injury and Roddick’s efforts.

I’d be surprised if Federer gets the same level of support next year. I think I am one of many who were slightly repelled by yesterday’s antics.

Here’s to Rafa Nadal

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Bad news today, as Rafael Nadal announced that his knee injury has forced him to pull out from this year’s Wimbledon tournament, which begins on Monday. He won’t be defending the title which he won in spectacular fashion last year. This is a great loss to the 2009 competition. With Andy Murray in good form, it looked as if the two might have faced each other in one of their closest matches yet, but it is not to be.

I feel sorry for Nadal. Unfortunately, it really couldn’t have happened to a nicer man, or a more respectable sportsman. Along with Roger Federer, Nadal is an amazing role model. Both are unwaveringly professional, courteous in victory and gracious in defeat. Both the Swiss and the Spaniard let their tennis talk for them, without resorting to a barrage of barbed comments in the media, or questionably intimidating on-court conduct.

I’m sure most others would agree that if they could pass on a message to Rafael Nadal, it would be to let him know that when he returns to South London next year, he will be even more of a fans’ favourite than he was before.

Finally!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Ipswich Town Football Club – everyone’s favourite team though most don’t know it yet – have finally gained an away victory! The first of the season. 2-1 away to Sheffield Wednesday puts us back up to 6th place in the Championship. One happy Olly.

Victory Cry

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

Ipswich Town football club, the best football club in the land, lie seventh in the Coca-Cola championship league table at the moment. Of our fourteen home games, we have won eleven, drawn three and lost none. Furthermore, we’ve scored 34 goals at home to the eight which we have conceded. Unfortunately, playing away games, for Ipswich Town, has the same effect as a 6′9” man with an afro sitting in front of you when you frequent the cinema. Then, when you go to move seat, you realise that every other seat has been booked by the 6′9” men with afros convention. That is to say, it causes considerable grief.

Away from Portman Road, Ipswich have won zero games, drawn four and lost nine, having conceded eighteen more goals than they’ve scored in total on the road. This is painful. Anyway, today the Tractor Boys are away to Blackpool, and I bloody well hope they win. It would make a pleasant change. I call for every one of you who reads this in the next three hours (which, I realise, is limited to me – even if the timeframe is upped to fifteen millenia), to send Beach Boys-like good vibes to Ipswich. We need to win. It is a great injustice that the best football team in England, nay, the world, are not in the top flight of domestic football. That will be all for today.

Only a couple of weeks into 2008, and we have a candidate for most predictable news story of the year…

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Newcastle United enjoy firing managers more than Alan Sugar enjoys firing egocentric and talentless businesspeople on The Apprentice, thus explaining Big Sam Allardyce’s prompt departure from St. James’s Park the other day. You have to feel sorry for the guy; he was hardly given a chance. And it’s so cruel – I mean, look at him; he’s such a fun-loving and happy guy.

Nonetheless, he made a fatal error. He signed a contract with them in the first place. Being told that Newcastle United will employ you for a couple of years is similar to One Railway telling you that their trains will turn up punctually. It’s physically possible, yes, but essentially more likely that Jade Goody will win a Nobel Prize for Chemistry. See you soon Big Sam.

Naaaarwich ain’t doing so well

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Speaking as an Ipswich fan, I must confess that even I am worried about Norwich City’s fate for the rest of the season. With just over a third of the season out of the way, the Canaries have earned a pathetic nine points, which sees them five points adrift at the bottom of the Coca-Cola Championship. It’s pretty dire.

I have resigned myself to the lack of an East Anglian derby next season, what with the Tractor Boys’ inevitable promotion into the top tier come May, but I would rather dislike being two divisions apart from the traditional rivals should the team-with-the-hideous-kit plummet down a division. This said, Colchester United are now a respectable Championship team. Surely they can’t both be relegated? Well, perhaps I’m wrong. Norwich: don’t start improving just yet.